Als einmal ein Weltfußballer bei uns bestellen wollte …

Vor ein paar Monaten bekamen wir folgende Email:

Dear,

I AM LOOKING FOR THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTS BELOW ,

WeekenderTasche – Grundfarbe:
Quantity 30 units

ReisetascheTasche – Grundfarbe:
Quantity 20 units

PLEASE COULD YOU, PLEASE SEND ME A OFFER
INCLUDING THE DELIVERY COST.

Best regard

Mr ***** ********
Football player
+44*************
*************@aol.com,

Und – ja wir bekommen Spam usw. – aber hier hatte sich jemand etwas mehr Mühe gegeben. Die gaben wir uns daher auch… Aber lest selbst, wie es weiterging:

—–Original Message—–
To: ***** ********
Sent: Thu, 21 Feb 2013 5:54
Subject: Re:
Dear *****,

thank you for your mail and interest in our products.
Sure we can offer you the bags.

In what colour combination would you like the bags.
We offer the bags in blue/red, green/purple and red/yellow.

We can make the following special price for you.
Weekender bag xxx€ (approx. xxx GBP) regular price 145€
Reisetasche – Travel bag xxx€ (approx. xxx GBP) regular price 220€
(price per piece including freight charges)
By when would you need them? Some of them are currently in production.
Best regards from Munich
Drei Gürteltiere

From: <***** ********>
Date: 2013/2/21
Subject: Re: Re:

Dear Drei Gürteltiere,
Thank you for your offer , it can be possible to have the order for the beginning of next week because is present for my fan club party and is urgent it all is not available how many units is available and can be delivery next week ? please let know .

Regards.
***********

Dear Mr,
please find my address;

***** ********
************
**************

Can you send me the invoice including the delivery cost ,and your bank detail so i will contact my bank tomorrow for the payment.
Regards.
*******

2013/2/21
Dear ******,
please find attached the invoice of 60 weekender bags blue/red.
For european payment please use IBAN and BIC, also stated on the invoice.
As soon as the bill is settled on our account, we will send you the bags.
Best regards

—–Original Message—–

To: ***** ********
Sent: Mon, 25 Feb 2013 8:02
Subject: Re: order
Hello ******,
did you receive the invoice. The bags would be ready for shipment at earliest.
Best

Dear Mr,
I received the invoice thank you , I was in travel I spoke already to my bank for the transfer this evening or tomorrow morning after the transfer it can be possible to do the delivery tomorrow because is urgent and I need at least Wednesday or Thursday morning.

Regards.
***** ********

Date: 2013/2/25
Subject: Re: Re: order
To: ***** ********

Dear ********,
thank you for your note. As soon as the amount is settled on our account, we will send you the boxes. If you use Iban/ Bic, the transfer will be quicker and we can send you the boxes earlier.
Regards,

War das so offensichtlich? Würde ein Weltfußballer selbst für seinen Fanclub Taschen bestellen? Wir wissen es nicht und freuen uns auf die nächste Großbestellung eines Prominenten…